xrdj:
I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe to bet that one of his many crimes was spousal abuse.
That would certainly account for why Sherlock ensured his execution.
And why Sherlock got so enraged when he saw that she had been hurt
And why she acted as if she were perfectly fine when she was hurt.
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
OKAY THERE WAS A POST THAT MENTIONED TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS, GERITA AND FENCING, AND NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS
okay speaking as a fencer, italy would be fantastic! for one thing, french and italian fencers are fuCKING VICIOUS ALRIGHT THAT’S WHERE THE ALL THE TRUE FENCING MASTERS COME FROM and hetalia’s all about the stereotypes so there you go!
i think he’d be one of those bouncy fencers (fucking bouncy fencers) who’s lightning fucking fast and and impossible to hit because he’s always on you in a flash. italy’s pretty slight, so he’d be a difficult target to hit anyway, and even so, he’d also probably be one of those twinkletoes who leaps backwards fucking like three ft. when attacked so that the only way you get him is literally to run after him
and germany! ha
hahahaha
he’d be a really average fencer man
he’s super bulky and fencing is an agility sport, so he’d probably be one of those guys who doesn’t move much and doesn’t have his knees quite bent enough and doesn’t parry quite fast enough etc.
plus he’s huge i mean god you might as well put a fucking neon sign on him that says STAB ME RIGHT THE FUCK HERE
and it’d take a moment or two before he realized what happened right after italy scored a touch ^v^
I feel like there should be some kind of points system for accomplishing grown-up things like GOOD JOB YOU MADE A TELEPHONE CALL, 10 POINTS! and HOLY SHIT YOU FILED YOUR TAXES, LEVEL UP! And you should be able to redeem your points for things like hugs and hot tea and blankets to burrito yourself in.
